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Lane Sewell

(5 Clown Free Years...! It's good to be the King! )

      Current 'real' job:

  Pittsburgh Paints.
  Regional Sales Representative!


Lane, like the rest of his Bandmates, is married and has been for a REALLY LONG TIME...!
This, along with his 25 years of sales experience has taught him the virtue of patience, and that
patience is the one really unique thing that qualifies him as Streetkar's business manager. While the rest
of the band is screaming ...."THEY WANT US TO PLAY WHAT...?", or "YOU HAVE GOT TO BE
KIDDING...WE DON'T DO THAT...!" Lane is the voice of calm that tells everyone that it will be OK.
Unless, of course, they ask us to play New York, New York, in which case even Lane will tell them...
"WE DON'T DO THAT". It is generally believed that Lane's greatest moment in life was when his children
were born, but ACTUALLY it was when he became a CLOWN FREE person, and no longer had to answer
phone calls asking the Band to play for $75 apiece and a free meal at an ELKS Lodge 100 miles from home.

Lane, The Guy In Charge!

Because nobody else WANTS to be in charge..!






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